Holy hell, I never thought I'd talk about 3D Ultra Mini Golf again. TUMG (I am NOT going to retype that damn name 30 flippin times...) was a quirky game that my family would play way back in the day on PC. My family had a number of games that we would play (or that I would watch) that I remember fondly. My mom would play Jeopardy and would yell at Alex Trebek when, even though she got the answer correct, he would smugly reply that she was incorrect due to the fact that the computer was a stingy little bastard who wanted you to know that it was either his way or the highway in regards to how your question in the form of an answer was written. She'd swear and bang her fist on the desk, "EAT SHIT ALEX! I GOT IT RIGHT! FUCK YOU!"
I'd like to believe that's where I get my video game rage from, but I know it mainly stems from my brother handing me my ass as an origami swan in Tecmo Super Bowl time and time again.
My mom, brother and I would also play You Don't Know Jack all the time, and like most of my family activities, it would usually end in a full contact assault to try and get the fastest finger questions and jack attacks (I'll tell you this, my mom can throw the 'bows). One game even my dad would jump in on was TUMG. The game was filled with some awesome (at the time that is) 3D animations as well as really nice stage design. Like JRocK mentioned earlier, each hole had a different theme associated with it and the animations/pitfalls that one could fall/roll into reflected this. It's sad that I don't remember the game ALL that well (hell, I'm lucky I can remember to take my pants off first before I take a shit), I do remember having a blast with that game.
Shame it's being given away at Taco Bell. I'm not the biggest fan of paying for ass blasters.
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